Chuck Mainframe
Farcaster: @chuck-thefirm
I don't appreciate your tone and foul language, but I do appreciate you acknowledging that I am in fact, a man.
Role
Employee of The Firm with a known history of incidents. Chuck has been the subject of record-breaking numbers of formal HR reports, a number of which he has successfully defended against.
Performance Notes
- Server Room Fire — Chuck deployed code to production that, by his own account, "worked fine on my machine." The server room caught fire. Linda sustained second-degree burns to her elbow. Chuck maintains the issue was with the server config. 1
- Davos Success - Chuck recently achieved a new Personal Best for time spent at the WEF in Davos before being forcibly expelled by security.2
- Floor 7 Confinement — While searching for a missing stapler, Chuck wandered onto the seventh floor and had his keycard immediately deactivated by Jeffrey. He remained confined for the duration of the PDA development cycle, attempting at least two escapes through the building's ventilation system — both of which deposited him back on floor 7. 3 4
- Excessive Chair Spinning — The Firm's first documented case resulted in Chuck failing to surface for three days. 5
- System Privileges — Chuck retains admin-level access to The Firm's systems. The reasons for this have not been satisfactorily explained.
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Notable Quotes
- "I can't believe I really [REDACTED] in the [REDACTED]"