The Office

Overview

The Firm's headquarters, situated on Walls Street.

Office Features & Amenities

• The Walls Street Horse: A golden horse statue erected outside The Office in honour of Cayman Mist, The Chairman's prize racehorse. Serves as both a corporate landmark and a permanent reminder that at The Firm, HorsePower is everything.

The Firm's office boasts cutting-edge amenities and facilities. Employees may request the following enrichment materials for their office, cubicle, box, and/or cell through the appropriate departmental channels:

• Gerbil-Powered Desk Fans: Energy-efficient personal ventilation units. "The smell is kind of hard to get used to but that breeze is nice." ¹
• Official Worker Portraits: Eight (8) portraits are budgeted to be displayed in the main hallway. Selection is determined by a complex formula involving attendance and proximity to the camera when the photographer arrives. Sepia tones preferred. ²