The London Division
Overview
The Firm's United Kingdom outpost, responsible for maintaining operations across the British Isles. The London Division consistently demonstrates "acceptable output," converting drizzle into deliverables with British-Business-Efficiency (BBE: GBP+0.4%).
Recent Performance
- Morale: Reported at 0.2%
- Pork Intake: 340%
- Chairman's Concern Level: Downgraded from "active" to "mildly observational" 1
The Firm remains satisfied that UK employees are working to the fullest of their ability.